Happy St. Patrick's Day

Top of the mornin' to ye! My family is pictured here enjoying their last meal at our old, rickety kitchen table. I mean rickety. A couple of years ago, it broke right in the middle of Thanksgiving dinner. You never saw so many people move so fast! Not a single dish slid off as everyone grabbed hold of something. That started the search for a new table - which will be in use in the morning! Now that I look at the picture, they do sorta look like they are eating their last meal before being condemned. They were quite reluctant to eat my delicious cooking, but once they did - they were converts. What were they having for breakfast that brought such a look of despair to their sweet faces and made their dad smile with glee? Why -- green eggs and ham of course! What else?