If you know for sure - don't tell me

Is putting hair conditioner on your face and apricot facial scrub in your hair a sign of early Alzheimer's? Is it bad that I didn't notice it till I finally wondered why my hair felt gritty when I hadn't been to the beach? Come to think of it, I really liked how smooth my face felt after the hair conditioner had been on it.

What the heck - you can tell me if you know. I'll probably forget it anyway.