The best of a bad situation
If you are a long time reader, you may recall why I am not allowed to use Super Glue anymore. Above is the remnant of the Super Glue tube I glued to my kitchen counter top 2 years ago. I've long since given up touching it up with paint and have come to appreciate the little ridge in the middle of the counter top for the purpose it now serves.
I'm available for counter top remodeling for a modest fee, plus traveling expenses should you desire to have your own pill holder.