"Directions are your friend"

If I've said this once in the past 10 years, I've said it a thousand times. Still, unless you read the directions right, they do no good.


"Someone" was going to heat up some popcorn chicken in the microwave. "Someone", who wishes to remain anonymous, misread one little line and somehow "10-12 pieces" became cook for "10-12 minutes."


I'm here to tell you -- cooking popcorn chicken for 10 minutes - not good. Avoid it at all costs. Major house stink.


If you notice a little flash of orange on "Someone" in the picture, it's because "Someone" had a bit of dirt under "Someone's" nail and they didn't want it showing. So now it looks like orange marker instead. It's "Someone's" favorite color.