A Separation in Our House

Who is it? Billski and me? Andi and Big Guy?

Nope. It's house and chimney. After the recent earthquake, we noticed that the chimney was pulling away from the house. We keep waiting for some brick guy to come along and tell us how cheap it's going to be to fix, but so far none of them have had that opinion. This picture shows the top of the house and the chimney, leaning nicely BESIDE it.

Now our big dilemma is whether to fix the chimney or park the van beside it and hope it falls on it.