Bitter Disappointment

would accurately describe how Jacob felt when I told him that the "underarm hair" on the tip of his deodorant was actually just a tiny black thread. He just turned and went slinking away, dejected that he has no hair to fall out yet.

I was laughing about this with Andi tonight and Big Guy said he clearly remembers when he first discovered he had underarm hair. Then he gave a quick performance reenacting the memory of his own disbelief as he looked back and forth between his arm pit and an imaginary mirror.

I'm not sure if he was weird before he started dating Andi or if she just brought it out in him.