My annual Terro ad

I should apply to be a paid spokesman for Terro Ant Killer. The last two springs I have written about Terro. This year will be no exception. The ants have returned - as they do every spring in Indiana. I have laid out the Terro buffet -- as I do every spring in Indiana. I laid down my little square and within 2 minutes it looked like this:

Bill says I'm just feeding the ants -- and I agree. However, it's obvious they are going to be eating at my house every spring, so I'd rather them eat poison in a 2 square inch section of the house as opposed to every cabinet with food in it. I'm OK with this arrangement. So, if you have ants this spring - get the Terro liquid and invite them on over to the buffet.