The Daily Hi

Note I did not say high - but Hi. As in hello. That is the name of the newspaper that Jacob and Carly have been working on publishing this week.


I'm not sure what has caused this sudden interest in being a journalist, but the paper comes complete with comics (which even say Ha Ha to inspire you to laugh), pictures and classified ads for free pets. There are ads for restaurants and coupons for everything from free hot dogs or a free hug up to a bedtime of 9:00. I'm not sure who authorized this last coupon.

There is a current event story that starts out as an ad.... "If you love Star Wars, then you will love Attacktix" but quickly descends into a warning. "Stay away from Ryan, he lost my Boba Fetts Bullets!!!"

I'm guessing that Boba Fett is a character in Attacktix and since this is Jacob's printing, I cannot vouch for the spelling of the character. If it turns out that Ryan is not the bullet losing culprit, perhaps he can sue the Daily Hi for defamation of character and maybe get a free hot dog as a settlement.