Short term help wanted
Do you need extra Christmas money? OR are you just feeling like helping a needy family this Christmas season? I have the perfect opportunity for you. Requirements are as follows:
- Must be able to function on 3 hours sleep in every 24 hour period for days -
- Must have a strong gag reflex so that you can clean up numerous puke messes -
- Must be able to accurately chart temperature and medicines given for 4 children so as not to OD a child -
- Must be willing to make a variety of foods in order to entice a child to eat so that they can take their medicine and not puke -
- Must be willing to sleep with one child in your bed, two children on pallets on the floor by your bed and the last one on a pallet in your bathroom - close to the commode -
- Must be willing to watch TV while you have a fever at the same time holding a large child who also has a fever -
- Must be willing to supervise breathing treatments at least four time nightly -
- Must change poopy diapers of cute grandbaby -
- Must have a good sense of humor -
If this job sounds too good to be true -- it's not. Just leave me a comment that you're interested and I'll get back with you ASAP.
If it works out for both of us, maybe we can talk long term help as a math tutor.
Oh yeah -- Grouches Need Not Apply - we have plenty of them already.
