A fairy tale

Once upon a time in a land far, far away Tuesday, on the front porch there was a wedding. The Jedi, wearing a bowler hat, married a medieval princess and the ceremony was officiated by a Native American.

At the end of the ceremony, the onlookers heard the groom say to his fair bride....... "I might have to marry you, but I ain't gonna be kissing you, so don't even ask."

The End.