Haircut central
Andi was giving all the boys a haircut this evening and Ryan happened to be last. Ryan's bangs still haven't fully recovered from his last haircut - through no fault at all of Andi. This time, Andi told Ryan that if he didn't sit still she was going to cut his hair like his dad's -- who happens to be bald.
After thinking about that a few seconds, Ryan replied in his deep growly voice, "God will be mad at you for that."