Well - I've been threatened
by my husband of all people. Seems he has grown tired over the years of me unwrapping and re-wrapping my Christmas gifts prior to Christmas. He mentioned something about it being a bad example for the kids. So he told me he was going to actually write his name across each piece of tape where he could tell if it had been opened or not.
Oh please -- as if I can't sign his name better than he can.