My List of things you will never hear me say

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1. I'm thinking of putting the kids in school so I can go back to work.
2. Yes, you CAN get to heaven just because you are a good person.
3. All of our socks are white on the bottom. I bleach them daily.
4. Here, honey, let me iron that for you.
5. No, I really don't feel like eating out tonight.
6. Hillary for President.
7. Sure, let's go get a bikini wax.
8. Do I look fat in this?
9. I think we should get rid of the computer.
10. Oh, if only it was a Steven Sagal double feature.
11. Yes, I made that needlepoint.
12. Yes, this is my natural hair color.
13. I think we should sell the house and move to Florida.
14. Why, no, it's not humid enough for me.
15. Yes, I know you are only 8, but since you know what the pedals do, you drive.