Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Possum anyone?

Jacob: Do you ever have a dream that when you go out to grill and you lift the lid there is a possum in the grill?

Me: Nope. Never happened. Have you?

Jacob: Yep. Last night.

Me: Did you let it out?

Jacob: Nope. I put a bungee cord on the lid and turned on the fire.

Me: So, you cooked a live possum, fur and all?

Jacob: Yep. Weird dream.

Then he just turned his gaze away from me with a strange look on his face.

Several hours pass and I see him again.

Me: I'm hungry. Are you hungry, because I am.

Jacob: How do you feel about grilled possum?