Words of Wisdom from a 14 year old

Jacob was up and showered by 7 this morning, ready to do his school work. Then, the next time I checked in on him about 30 minutes later, he was wrapped in a blanket, lying on the living room floor. Hmmm. I told him to get up and get going because I had high hopes for him (getting his school work done in a timely manner.) His reply...........

"Don't set your expectations high for me. You'll only be disappointed. Set them low and then you'll be quite impressed."