I took Jacob to the movies yesterday

for his birthday, which is Friday. On the way home, Wesley calls. Jacob answers the phone and in his best mechanical voice, I hear.... "Hello. Your lucky color is purple. Your lucky numbers are 1, 5, 9, 11, 26 & 48. You will find a new job soon and no, your girlfriend is not cheating on you. Thank you for calling the psychic hotline. For further options, please press 1."

Dead silence from Wes.

Jacob continues, "I'm sorry. I didn't recognize your response. For further options, please press 1."

Nothing from Wes. Jacob changes voices and adds the sound of a dial tone before continuing, "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again."

So Wes does.