Sophie has taken to singing..........

loudly........in public. Last week, all through Wal-Mart she sang at the top of her lungs, "I'm going to Mamawland and we're gonna do NOTHING." Big emphasis on NOTHING.

Everything is in the same sing song tune and the end word is always LOUD. Since people generally just laugh at her, I feel no real compulsion to shush her. Wal-Mart could use a little entertainment besides just the way people dress to go shop there.

Today's song was not about Mamawland, but about Mamaw. Me. It went a little something along the lines of,


My Mamaw is so beautiful. (Really, how could I shush that?)
She is so pretty to meeeeeeeeeeeee. (Still going good and people smiling)

And the song continued on,

Her belly is so smooth, (WHAT?)
Because she eats ICE CREEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMM.