What is it about boys

that they would think this is hilarious? As I came out of my bedroom, oh so early this morning, trying to be quiet and not turning on any lights, I saw this lovely slug on the floor in the hallway, appearing to head back to the bathroom before the sun fully rose, illuminated only by the glow of the sun through Jacob's window.

It wasn't until I had the thing picked up on a pencil that I discovered it was probably made in China. I couldn't tell it was rubber. It has even been buried in sand at one point.

There will be no posting of the picture of the puddle of pee that is in the hallway, too. You'll just have to trust me on that one.