Conversation of the day

Sophie: Mamaw, I need help cleaning up a mess in the bathroom.

Mamaw: What kind of mess? (dreading the answer since I see that Sophie is only wearing a T shirt and nothing else.

Sophie: A pee mess.

Mamaw: What kind of pee mess?

Sophie: The kind you make with pee.

Mamaw: What kind of mess do you make with pee?

Sophie: The kind that goes all over the floor when you don't get to the potty quick enough.

Suffice to say, she can describe a pee mess quite accurately.