"Great. I needed a new_______."

You can pretty much fill in the blank with any stationary object and that would be what I've taken to saying when someone comes to tell me Molly has chewed on the _______. Bar stool, desk, coffee table, kitchen chair, recliner, couch -- legs of any kind are fair game for Molly.

Her obsession with legs makes me extra vigilant when Andie comes to visit. It's one thing to replace furniture - quite another to replace a prosthesis.

Molly is growing literally before our eyes by the hour. I have no hope left that she may be a small or even medium size dog. I'm working on accepting that Molly is going to be a LARGE dog.

Schooling is certainly more difficult with Molly around. Talk about your distraction. Keegan and Sophie have nothing on Molly.

She is very smart when it comes to house training - well the potty part at least. We're still working on the chewing. Hopefully we will get it done before she eats us out of socks and home.