Saturday, April 26, 2008

Just so you know

IF you pass a state trooper and you are going 82 in a 60 zone, you may get a ticket.

IF the trooper happens to mention that you didn't even slow down when you passed him, a ticket is a pretty sure thing.

Also, it seems that in addition to the speeding ticket, you are considered a reckless driver by the state of Indiana, which is an additional ticket.

IF, however, said trooper is kind hearted and notices the folded American flag from your father-in-law's funeral and asks some questions, he may reduce it to 10 mph over the limit, which is a much nicer ticket to have if you're gonna get one.

Just so you know.