No Sweaty Palms for me today

Why? Because as I was reading a magazine while getting dressed after my shower I picked up my deodorant and absent mindedly rubbed it into my palms instead of its usual destination.

Why I felt compelled to put absent mindedly into my explanation I'm not sure. Maybe some people do this on purpose. I'm not one of them though. At least not normally. Really though, I'm thankful I didn't think it was moisturizer.