Hairy Tongue
Today Jacob and I were discussing why people have nose hair. I explained that it acted like a filter to keep the dirt out. He said he thought that Christians should have hair on their tongue to keep bad words out. I agreed that might be a good idea.
As soon as I had agreed, he went on to say, "That way if you had hair on your tongue, it would help stop your bad habit of saying the word crap."
He knows I've been working on breaking that bad habit. Nothing like a little reminder though.