You have to wonder what goes through

the mind of a kid while they are supposed to be brushing their teeth. Jacob was gone forever the other day "brushing his teeth." Having seen his dental hygiene over the years, I was quite sure after the first minute of his absence from the school table that he was doing something else.

When I suddenly opened the bathroom door to catch him in his mischievousness, even I was surprised by the sight that greeted me.


Have you figured it out yet?





Where else would you wear your soccer shin guards but on the side of your head like an alien? Doesn't everyone do that?