BINGO

Well, my friends were fun, the food was great, and we were all losers all night. However, this one woman a couple of tables over happened to be there on her birthday. She won the big game of the night -- $1,000 and just for good measure, won the last game of the night worth $800.

Come January 11th next year, I'll be finding me a Bingo Hall -- just in case there's some secret in the Bingo Code of Ethics I don't know about.