Banana Splits all around

Morning conversation with Jacob

Me: I’ll see you this afternoon and I’m sure you will welcome me with great news and we will celebrate with banana splits!

J: Awesome!!! (Pause) Wait. Do we have toppings?

Me: No.

J: Do we even have ice cream?

Me: Ummm, no.

J: So, just bananas?

Me: And cherries.

J: I don’t like cherries.

Me: OK. Looks like you will have a plain banana split, then.

No words describe the look I got.