Very bad timing indeed

I have decided I need to quit talking to myself out loud. Once upon a time, there was that day (today) that just as I walked into the restroom at McDonald's in Newburgh, there was the most ungodly "explosion" from the person in the first stall.

I continued on to the last stall and hung my backpack on the door hook before closing the door. I suppose the added weight of the backpack made the door close extra hard. When it slammed, I said -- out loud and in retrospect, with terrible timing, "Well, that seemed to be unnecessarily loud."

So, if you were the unfortunate soul in the first stall, I was NOT talking about your digestive issues, but rather my door slam.