Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Late night convo

Late night conversation with Jacob, who just meandered into the living room to watch TV with me.

Me: Whatcha you doing?

Jacob: Gonna watch TV with you.

Me: Really -- you're just dying to know who won Guy's Grocery Games?

Jacob: Yep.

Me: Really -- you're just thinking about how few of these late night TV time we have since you're gonna move out so you wanted to see me?

Jacob: Yep

Me: Really -- you're just craving my company instead of wanting to play video games with your friends?

Jacob: Yep

Me: Really ---

Jacob: OK, there was a spider in my room.

Me: and the truth comes out.