Lunch at Double D's with Jacob--

They set down our food...

Jacob: Thanks, Mom. 

Me: When you say things like that, it makes me think you think I'm going to pay.

Jacob: When you say things like that, it makes me glad I left my wallet at home.

Me: When you say things like that, it makes me glad we live only a couple blocks away. I will sit here and wait while you walk home to get your wallet.

Jacob:  When you say things like that, it makes me wonder how long you will awkwardly sit here alone before you realize I'm not coming back.

I paid.