Keegan, the cross dresser

I picked Keegan up today to take him to school, and he had on the most adorable pair of red white and blue plaid shorts that I bought for him. He did not, however, have on the shirt I bought him to wear with them. Either of them. Not the red one, or the blue one. He had on a bright orange shirt.

When I told him that was quite the outfit he had on, Sophie interjected to say, "Keegan doesn't care what he wears. You could put a dress on him and send him to school."

Keegan replied, "That's not true at all. I would NOT wear a dress. There was a pause for several seconds and then he added, "Well, maybe if it had a tutu."