Cheap fun

getting a call at 5:25 am from Vicki.   I'm supposed to pick her up at 5:30 for a quick trip to the surgery center so she can get a cyst removed from her hand, before we go to breakfast.   I answer the phone pretending to be asleep and groggily say...

Hello.

and she inquires if I'm up and about ready to go.

I reply, "Who is this?" 

She says, "It's me. Vicki.

And I try to not laugh when I say, "Go where?"

She doesn't say anything and I can hear the wheels turning as she's trying to figure out what to do next.

I burst out laughing and tell her I'm in the car and on the way.

And with that, the swear jar almost got a quarter.