Jacobdiah

Today's conversation with Jacob as he was leaving:

Jacob: Goodbye!  I'm off to join the Mormons.

Me: Great! So I can expect lots of grandchildren from you!

Jacob: Wait! What!! NO!!! I'm going to become Amish.

Me: Great! So you're giving up your electronics?

Jacob: No! I'm joining the electronic loving Amish.

Me: Those don't exist.

Jacob: Then I am starting a new order which shall be called The Electronic Friendly Amish.  I only want to play electronics and build barns. Call me Jacobdiah.

And he went home, dreaming of growing his beard.